Time is a precious commodity. Everyone one of us only has so much time in the day, the month, so many years and so on. Don't waste time haggling with Realtors or waiting on buyers to get approved for mortgages, call me now and sell NOW! :)
P.S. Also, keep in mind that I'll buy your house in its AS-IS condition. I don't care about what it looks like.
My direct line is 888-553-9966.
Have a fantastic day!